Mission

We craft, paint, and carefully do not sit on dragons made of shipping boxes. LARP weekends feature epic quests limited by humidity and duct tape supplies.

Structural integrity under Houston humidity Roar authenticity (human)

Upcoming Events

September 2026 — The Great Duct-Tape Molt

Annual rebuild. Scales redistributed by lottery.

February 2027 — Quest for the Missing Packing Slip

Plot relevant. Emotionally.

Membership

Dues: one uncrushed box and a craft knife you will lose immediately.

Join a Hoard

Hoards meet behind the craft store. Follow the glitter.

Cardboard Dragon Cooperative Council

Foam weapons; cardboard souls.

Ductape Scales

Ductape Scales

Hoard Steward

Foamfang Rory

Foamfang Rory

Duct-Tape Engineer

Cardboarax

Cardboarax

Humidity Mitigation

Glitter Hoard

Glitter Hoard

Roar Coach

Humidity Rex

Humidity Rex

Packing-Slip Questmaster

Packingslip Quinn

Packingslip Quinn

Scale Lottery Chair

Board portraits are fictional restylings (hair, facial hair, glasses, accessories) unique to this organization. Not official portraits of any real board. HCCDLA is not a criminal-defense organization, bar association, or actual duck.

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